I would first like to forewarn and apologize in advance for any offensive, crude, vulgar, sexist, racist, immoral, over-the-top, and possibly soul damaging things I will undoubtedly say. I’m not a self-help, PG rated kind-of-girl. I’m more of a slap in the face – get over it already – now let’s go get a glass of wine kind-of-girl. This blog is meant to have a little jazz a lot of pizazz and even more fuck-ya’zz! If you stick around long enough, you may be able to see the ice outside of my queen suit melt for just a second, but only if you’re lucky. Who am I kidding, I’m a woman, it’s going to happen once a month.