I am not the ‘cuddle up in bed with a good thick book’ kind of girl, I will probably never do a crossword for as long as I live, and I would rather run backwards on a treadmill blindfolded than read a book about a war. So instead of finding a book that I don’t want to put down to catch up on my Real Housewife of bla-bla drama, I wrote one. It is interesting, unique, gory, edgy and vulgar all at the same time. Needless to say, I haven’t watched tv in over 6 months.
Want a nibble? Here it is:
A trendy, late-twenties lush discovers a twisted new way to get over her past- by metaphorically placing her exes in one room to fight to the death. Basically, if Suzanne Collins’ Hunger Games had an illegitimate child with Chelsea Handler’s My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands, you would get:
Axing My Exes, a novel by Jerrica Zeron.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to witness all of your exes in one room, fighting to the death? Who would win? Would it be the best man, the strongest man, the oldest man, the smartest man or the man who loved the deepest? Twenty-eight year-old Alexandria Green, unknowingly, is still attached to each of her exes. Through a comical, albeit drunken, exercise with her friend Scarlett, she metaphorically fights her exes to the death and begins a journey of self-reflection. Will she be able to let them go and move on with her life?
Axing My Exes was formed by the thought of everyone’s exes lingering out there in the world. We all wish it could be as easy as Gotye’s Somebody I Used To Know. But the truth is, if they’re still kickin around, chances are, you’re still connected to them in one way or another.
This is a story that any girl with an ex can appreciate. Why? Because you get to metaphorically kill them, and who hasn’t thought of that once or seventeen times in their life? This isn’t a book you read in bed and only finish when you’re 60. This is a book you take with you on the go and bump into everyone along the way because your head is in the pages. You’ll smile the whole time and strangers will wonder what the fuck is making you so happy on a Monday morning.
So, with that I say, “Welcome to my twisted thoughts. And enjoy.”
Axing My Exes is NOW AVAILABLE as an e-book and paperback!
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If you don’t know, now you know, reader. (Boom. Biggie reference achieved).