Axing My Exes



This is me tipping my hat to not only the people who nominate my blog for awards, but also to every single person who has taken the time to read it. Thank you for allowing me to speak candidly, for laughing with and at me, and for joining me in my quest to not take everything in life so goddamn seriously.

Except for bestiality. Because goats have feelings too. Just ask Mark Wahlberg. If you can’t get a hold of him, you can ask anyone from Texas. Though, when I think about it, if human-animal mating resulted in centaur’s existing, I wouldn’t be opposed to it. Men could actually say ‘hung like a horse’ and not be lying for the first time in their existence. But what would black guys be known for then? I suppose running, and jumping, and Obama.

So I guess there isn’t anything I am too sensitive about.

I do know one thing for sure though, I fucking love to write. I love to shoot the shit, say crazy things at times, and have a laugh about almost anything. And there isn’t anyone I’d rather do it with, than you. Thank you to every blog reader, book reader, friends and family who constantly support me by choosing to put Candy Crush down for one minute to open my posts! I hope one day my blog becomes as addictive as that game.

I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t end this post with something insensitive, so…

Don’t forget- A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. If you’re a heroin addict.

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